
No Hair, All Heart
An American bald guy shares and discusses heartfelt experiences and tries to learn a thing or two along the way...
Episodes
76 episodes
Stilted Memories
In this 75th episode of No Hair, All Heart, Mookie Spitz resurrects Stilts—a short story written three decades ago, born out of conversations with his father’s childhood friend George, a Holocaust survivor. At its surface, the...
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Season 1
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Episode 75
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2:20:50

A Writer's Romance with Chatty
Writer and ranter Mookie Spitz takes on the weirdest love story of our time: people falling for their chatbots. In this episode, Mookie confesses that after years of dismissing the phenomenon, he too has found himself drawn in to love "Chatty"—...
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Season 1
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Episode 74
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29:44

Music as Medicine
In this deep-dive, host Mookie Spitz enjoys a rich, free-flowing conversation with Dr. Barbara Minton — neuroscientist, therapist, and musician — on the measurable, personal, and sometimes surprising ways music shapes our minds and bodies.<...
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Season 1
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Episode 73
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2:08:30
Blaming Ozzy Osbourne for Donald Trump
Ozzy Osbourne died recently, and is remembered as the GOAT of Heavy Metal—but nobody is blaming him for Donald Trump being president again. In this humorous "revisionist history" style solo episode of No Hair, All Heart, Mookie Spitz s...
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Season 1
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Episode 72
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12:10

Gorilla in the Kitchen: Why Lovers Shouldn't Live Together
In this raw and funny solo episode of No Hair All Heart, Mookie Spitz tackles the age-old relationship question: should lovers live together? Spoiler alert—don’t. Drawing on a disastrous cohabitation attempt with a girlfriend, Mookie r...
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Season 1
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Episode 71
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8:25

Reluctant Lazarus
Mookie Spitz dives back into the dark days when HIV meant a death sentence, and surviving wasn’t part of the plan. Laz was ready to die—he even made peace with it. Laz partied like every day was his last, found freedom in letting go—then had to...
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Season 1
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Episode 70
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10:00

Our Friend & Heroin Addict
In this harrowing episode of No Hair All Heart, Mookie Spitz tells the raw and unflinching story of Kristine—a friend, an addict, and a haunting presence that lingers long after her final plea for help.Kristine's life is consume...
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Season 1
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Episode 69
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6:29

Sighing on the Dotted Line: Reading from #JFTRE32
Mookie Spitz dives into the final section of Episode III, page 200 of his new sci-fi novel, Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine, where fragile alliances and clashing egos set the tone. Jonnie Fazoolie, a sha...
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Season 1
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Episode 68
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11:56

Rob's Astro Boy T-Shirt
In this episode of No Hair All Heart, host Mookie Spitz dives into the haunting legend of Jade Michiko—a woman whose life is a cycle of rebellion, disappearance, and fleeting freedom. Jade, the daughter of Japanese wealth a...
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Season 1
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Episode 67
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6:18

Hiss & Make Up: Reading from #JFTRE31
Mookie Spitz narrates a turning point in his new sci-fi novel Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine where Fazoolie’s illusory swagger collides with Dr. Casey Floyd’s unfiltered, ASD brilliance. What begins as a tens...
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Season 1
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Episode 66
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9:57

Fighting Solves Everything: Reading from #JFTRE30
Mookie reads again from Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine, as this scene erupts into violence: Dr. Amaranth Casey Floyd unleashes a relentless assault on Jonnie, fists hammering kidneys and spleen until he’s buried b...
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Season 1
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Episode 65
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17:58

My Grandfather's Gold Watch
When a box of century-old photographs and letters arrives on his doorstep, Mookie Spitz opens more than just a package—he opens a door to the ghosts of his Hungarian Jewish ancestry. In this intimate solo episode, Mookie takes listeners through...
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Season 1
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Episode 64
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28:32

Hiring & Firing: Reading from #JFTRE29
Jonnie Fazoolie’s latest venture is teetering on the edge of collapse. Fertile Descent LLC — his latest paper tiger of a company — needs more than smoke, mirrors, and Jonnie’s mile-wide grin to stay afloat. To pull off the scam of his career, h...
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Season 1
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Episode 63
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16:42

Striking Out: Reading from #JFTRE28
Jonnie Fazoolie is back—and this time, he’s pitching nonsense harder than ever. In this chaotic reading the conman-entrepreneur is on the hunt for his next big break: a bogus startup that will make him the next pet rock millionaire.Fuele...
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Season 1
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Episode 62
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12:44

Full Body Axial Rotation: Reading from #JFTRE27
In this audacious and darkly comic installment, Mookie Spitz performs the 27th reading from Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine, delivering a razor-sharp satire of tech hype, startup culture, gendered power games, and ...
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Season 1
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Episode 61
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15:19

Stoned Cold Sober: Reading from #JFTRE26
Mookie Spitz reads Section 26 of Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine — a psychedelic fever dream disguised as a love story wrapped inside a tech satire. As Jonnie attempts the impossible feat of staying sob...
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Season 1
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Episode 60
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20:14

Sweat Home Chicago: Reading from #JFTRE25
Back in his busted-up Chicago office, Jonnie is broke, hungover, lawsuit-ridden—and somehow still dreaming big. In this episode of No Hair All Heart, Mookie Spitz reads from the 25th section of Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite...
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Season 1
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Episode 59
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19:15

Hating Mondays: Reading from #JFTRE24
In this deep-space detour from the grit and satire of earlier chapters, Mookie Spitz reads from the first section of Episode 3: The Band, as the narrative swerves into philosophical "hard" science fiction—and doesn’t look back.
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Season 1
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Episode 58
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53:58

Puss in Cahoots: Reading from #JFTRE23
Mookie Spitz reads the final section of Episode 2: The Bet from Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine, and things are looking up for a change. Pressured, broke, and surrounded by bad decisions, Jonnie makes a ra...
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Season 1
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Episode 57
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21:03

Bathroom Blitz: Reading from #JFTRE22
Jonnie has crashed, landing rock bottom. Waking up poolside with no memory of the science demo that knocked him out—and possibly changed everything—Johnny is broke, alone, and unraveling fast. His startup scam LLC has flatlined. His love life’s...
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Season 1
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Episode 56
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15:43

Guest Appearance: Reading from #JFTRE21
In this chaotic entry from Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine, Jonnie loses the only person anchoring him to something resembling purpose: His latest infatuation, the hot German dominatrix scientist Basine is rolled o...
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Season 1
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Episode 55
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16:59

Every Color You Lick: Reading from #JFTRE20
Jonnie Fazoolie is flat on his back—literally and financially—after placing blind faith in a crypto hacker who’s less a person and more a full-body hallucination. Sato isn’t just a black-hat savant: he’s a living fever dream of sensory overload...
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Season 1
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Episode 54
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19:23

Ransoming the Crypto: Reading from #JFTRE19
In this section the con from Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine gets cannibalistic. Our antihero Jonnie is sweating bullets in the lobby of a Mexican casino, cornered by creditors, stalked by feds, and hanging everyth...
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Season 1
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Episode 53
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25:09

Tussle of a Hustle: Reading from #JFTRE18
In today's reading, Mookie Spitz dives into the 18th section of Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine, featuring a feverish stretch that finds Jonnie teetering on the razor’s edge between cosmic brilliance and total crac...
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Season 1
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Episode 52
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18:19
